Survey from the Musical Mexican and the Lumpy Pollock

Category: Getting to Know You

Post 1 by CountrySinger (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2008 3:23:03

What is your most despised nick name?
Do you believe that it is possible to harm someone you love, either physically or mentally?
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
Have you ever gone to a blindness-related convention specifically to get laid?
Movies, blood and guts, or sappy love?
Do you think blind women are generally more or less promiscuous than the average female population? Give reasons for your answer.
Have you ever used food in conjunction with a sex act? Please give details.
Who is your favorite radio personality?
Do you sing better when you're drunk or sober? Please provide an audio clip if possible.
What is your favorite act to do while naked, sexual or otherwise?
Have you knocked up more than one chick in a year?
Have you ever gotten turned on by the idea of having sex in a public or semi-public place?
Numerous Tattoos on women, are they statements or tramp stamps?
Do you think that the anus is an erogenous zone?
Are bigger women generally better at sex? Please give your reasons why or why not.
Rascal Flats, cool or pussy ass? If cool, please defend your answer.
What celebrity have you sexually fanticized about the most?
What is your favorite sexual position?
Have you ever hacked into someone's voicemail, E-mail, or other private account?
What is your biggest fobia?
IF you could bathe in a substance other than water, what would it be?
Is psychology useful or harmful?
If you could get away with murder and not suffer the consequences, would you do it?
Where do you see yourself in 20 months and 20 days?
Have you ever had or given a golden shower?
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Have you ever recorded yourself in a sex act?
What matters more to you, length or girth?
Is time a linear or a fluid concept?
Do human beings have a generally sinful or a generally good nature?
Have you ever worn underwear, socks, or a bra five days in a row?

Post 2 by CountrySinger (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2008 3:43:57

What is your most despised nick name?
Studly Magoo. That's my co-worker's name for me and it really sucks.
Do you believe that it is possible to harm someone you love, either physically or mentally?
Yes. Sometimes I think it's easier because you know which buttons to bush.Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
Have you ever gone to a blindness-related convention specifically to get laid?
Yes. NFB Conventions were great for that sort of thing.
Movies, blood and guts, or sappy love?
Somewhere in the middle for me.
Do you think blind women are generally more or less promiscuous than the average female population? Give reasons for your answer.
I think blind women are more sexually expressive because they have been sheltered all their lives.
Have you ever used food in conjunction with a sex act? Please give details.
One of my ex's licked peanut butter off of my naked body. It was really messy. We should have used chocolate.
Who is your favorite radio personality?
I still like Howard Stern.
Do you sing better when you're drunk or sober? Please provide an audio clip if possible.
I sing better sober and I don't have an audio clip of either or.
What is your favorite act to do while naked, sexual or otherwise?
I Sleeping and sex are my most favorite things to do while naked.
Have you knocked up more than one chick in a year?
I've only gotten one woman pregnant. Too bad it wasn't the right lady.
Have you ever gotten turned on by the idea of having sex in a public or semi-public place?
This same previously mentioned woman wanted to fuck in a college bathroom. I was a little scared but yes, I admit I was a bit excited.
Numerous Tattoos on women, are they statements or tramp stamps?
They're both. She's stating that she's a tramp.
Do you think that the anus is an erogenous zone?
I wouldn't know, but I've been told so by men and women alike.
Are bigger women generally better at sex? Please give your reasons why or why not.
I think so. Generally, bigger women give better blow jobs as well because their lips are fuller.
Rascal Flats, cool or pussy ass? If cool, please defend your answer.
Definitely pussy ass, man twat, jerk offs. They probably carry purses and wear dresses.
What celebrity have you sexually fanticized about the most?
Jone Osborne was hot back in the day.
What is your favorite sexual position?
I'd have to say that doggy style has given me some stellar results! Woman on top is also good because she is in control and I can say that I'm wearing her out instead of the other way around.
Have you ever hacked into someone's voicemail, E-mail, or other private account?
I have hacked into a voicemail account because a woman threw lotion all over my keyboard. I deleted her messages for months before she got the idea.
What is your biggest fobia?
Being tortured or brainwashed by my own government.
IF you could bathe in a substance other than water, what would it be?
Pepsi. I love pepsi!
Is psychology useful or harmful?
I would have to lean toward harmful, because I think that most psychologists are fucked in the head and they're trying to take their inadequacies out on other people. Psychiatry is much more dangerous though, because they want to use drugs to cure spiritual problems.
If you could get away with murder and not suffer the consequences, would you do it?
Nope. I'd have to face God at the end of my life.
Where do you see yourself in 20 months and 20 days?
I hope to be married and expecting my first child with Alicia. Also, I want my studio to be well on its way to financial solvency.
Have you ever had or given a golden shower?
No. That's just gross.
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Yes. They're quite aeromatic.
Have you ever recorded yourself in a sex act?
Yes.
What matters more to you, length or girth?
Since I am a dude, I won't answer this question because I'm not a fag.
Is time a linear or a fluid concept?
I believe that time is more of a circular concept because history repeats itself.
Do human beings have a generally sinful or a generally good nature?
Sinful. You can't explain things any other way like racism. Where does that come from and who originally thought of it? Yeah, sinful.
Have you ever worn underwear, socks, or a bra five days in a row?
Yes, when I ran out of laundry.

Post 3 by HotPerro (I live and breathe the board) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 2:01:58

What is your most despised nick name?
I can’t say I have one
Do you believe that it is possible to harm someone you love, either physically or mentally?
Definitely mental hurt, that can be done unintentionally in some circumstances, but physically, then you are mentally hurt.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
No
Have you ever gone to a blindness-related convention specifically to get laid?
Never gone to one
Movies, blood and guts, or sappy love?
Uh, neither, really
Do you think blind women are generally more or less promiscuous than the average female population? Give reasons for your answer.
I’ve met blind women on both sides of the spectrum, never wondered if it was related to their blindness
Have you ever used food in conjunction with a sex act? Please give details.
Yes, ice cream, whip cream, some fruits…
Who is your favorite radio personality?
I like a few local ones here in San Diego
Do you sing better when you're drunk or sober? Please provide an audio clip if possible.
I’d say drunk, I put more feeling in to it
What is your favorite act to do while naked, sexual or otherwise?
Hmm, for some reason I like to have sex while naked the most, lol
Have you knocked up more than one chick in a year?
Never knocked up a chick
Have you ever gotten turned on by the idea of having sex in a public or semi-public place?
Yes, and did it on a bus, and at the tennis courts in my high school; not because the idea of it being public aroused me, but because, well, it was convenient at the time.
Numerous Tattoos on women, are they statements or tramp stamps?
Neither, although I’d lean more toward statements
Do you think that the anus is an erogenous zone?
Not personally, but for many people it is
Are bigger women generally better at sex? Please give your reasons why or why not.
Hey, “more cushion for the pushin’,” but I’ve been with both good and bad, bigger and smaller women
Rascal Flats, cool or pussy ass? If cool, please defend your answer.
I don’t listen to that kind of music
What celebrity have you sexually fanticized about the most?
I don’t tend to fantasize about celebrities
What is your favorite sexual position?
Doggy, I guess, depends on my mood though
Have you ever hacked into someone's voicemail, E-mail, or other private account?
I have better things to do with my spare time
What is your biggest fobia?
Fuckin rollercoasters
IF you could bathe in a substance other than water, what would it be?
Hmm, money for sure
Is psychology useful or harmful?
It can be harmful in the hands of the wrong person, at least in movies
If you could get away with murder and not suffer the consequences, would you do it?
Nah dude, I’m all about peace
Where do you see yourself in 20 months and 20 days?
Hopefully in my own place, and with the job I’m interviewing for tomorrow
Have you ever had or given a golden shower?
I got one, a very drunken long time ago
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Most definitely, they are a source of great pride
Have you ever recorded yourself in a sex act?
A couple times
What matters more to you, length or girth?
I’d like to think that I have both
Is time a linear or a fluid concept?
For now, it’s linear
Do human beings have a generally sinful or a generally good nature?
I’m still trying to figure that one out
Have you ever worn underwear, socks, or a bra five days in a row?
No, if it came to that point, I just wouldn’t wear such items, well, bra not applicable

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 16:28:23

This is one of the best surveys I've seen. All original questions.

What is your most despised nick name?
I don't really have one that I dispise.
Do you believe that it is possible to harm someone you love, either physically or mentally?
Anything's possible, though I'd certainly try to avoid it.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
No.
Have you ever gone to a blindness-related convention specifically to get laid?
I've never been that desperate, even when I was single. Besides, I mostly go with sighted men. Now if it was a Greek convention, that would be a different story! lol
blood and guts, or sappy love?
Neither. I guess if I had to choose, romantic commedy. Real sap isn't my speed and neither is bloody stuff, cause I can't see it. I prefer scifi, supernatural or historical.
Do you think blind women are generally more or less promiscuous than the average female population? Give reasons for your answer.
I think that it depends on the situation. If the woman is sheltered or not into sex before marriage, she'll be less permiscuous. But if she's not sheltered and ok with the idea, she has a chance to be more so because although it's hard for a blind person to find someone offline, the chances of one scoring are higher due to sensuality. As it is, blind people are naturally sensual because they lack sight. They have to use their other senses even in doing mondane tasks. So this could lead to alot of fun in bed. Also, we don't judge people by their looks.
Have you ever used food in conjunction with a sex act? Please give details.
Once,with ice, in a bathtub. I'd like to try pudding, wipped cream and small fruit.
Who is your favorite radio personality?
Grigoris Maninakis on 91.5 Cosmos FM (Monday nights).
Do you sing better when you're drunk or sober? Please provide an audio clip if possible.
I don't remember how I used to sing when I drank. But I don't drink anymore, so I guess sober.
What is your favorite act to do while naked, sexual or otherwise?
Toss-up between masturbation and giving oral.

Have you knocked up more than one chick in a year?
If I did even one, I'd be a billion heir! Girls just don't have the equipment! lol As for whether I've gotten pregnant, no. Yay for birth control!
Have you ever gotten turned on by the idea of having sex in a public or semi-public place?
Maybe a little.
Numerous Tattoos on women, are they statements or tramp stamps?
On women or men, they're the same. I hate double standards. I'm not into tatoos personally, but respect people's right to have them and for some, they really do hold important meanings and define their character.
Do you think that the anus is an erogenous zone?
Definitely, but only if treated with care and patience.
Are bigger women generally better at sex? Please give your reasons why or why not.
I don't go with women, so don't know. I'm a small one and think we're better just cause we could get around better and can sit on the guy without hurting him. But on the flip side, bigger women could probably have bigger men on them without getting crushed or suffocated.
Rascal Flats, cool or pussy ass? If cool, please defend your answer.
What? Who?
What celebrity have you sexually fanticized about the most?
Markos Vamvakaris.
What is your favorite sexual position?
Either ontop of my man during intercourse or between his legs giving oral.

Have you ever hacked into someone's voicemail, E-mail, or other private account?
No.
What is your biggest fobia?
My fucking computer restarting itself again and making me lose my data! lol
IF you could bathe in a substance other than water, what would it be?
Maybe that mud stuff, cause I hear it's really cool. and theraputic.
Is psychology useful or harmful?
Mostly harmful. Philosophy and truly listening without passing judgements from a book is usually the best, though their are special situations when tratidional psychology probably are best.
If you could get away with murder and not suffer the consequences, would you do it?
I might, yes.
Where do you see yourself in 20 months and 20 days?
Hopefully, with a job and decent money, living somewhere else, either at the other house or upstairs and either still with my boyfriend Spiros or with a really great guy or back to my usual friends with benefits if we absolutely must break up.
Have you ever had or given a golden shower?
No, and that would definitely be cause for immediate breakup, unless it was an accident. Yuck.
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Uh, no. Yuck again!
Have you ever recorded yourself in a sex act?
Yes.
What matters more to you, length or girth?
All penises are beautiful and should be treated with love. That said, Depends. For intercourse, I don't like ridiculously wide but could take it either way for length. For oral, smaller is better so I could get it all in my mouth, though larger is fun too. For handjobs and breast play, larger is best and for anal, the smaller the better. Uncut is the best for everything. lol Had to add that.
Is time a linear or a fluid concept?
If you have things to do, fluid. It flows like water and you don't know where the hell it went. If you're bored linear, cause the hours drag on and on.
Do human beings have a generally sinful or a generally good nature?
We don't believe in sin in my religion. I think people are generally good, but some of us will use things to our advantage.
Have you ever worn underwear, socks, or a bra five days in a row?
No, yuck! And no bras for me.

Post 5 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 0:13:34

Can we tell this survey was written by a man? *Grin* Here goes.

What is your most despised nick name?
Allie. I refused to answer to it.
Do you believe that it is possible to harm someone you love, either physically or mentally?
Yes. Sometimes it's the ones we love the most that we also hurt the most. i'm not minimizing physical abuse, but I think mental harm is even more prevalent.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
No. I've been curious, but I don't ever plan to actually do it.
Have you ever gone to a blindness-related convention specifically to get laid?
No. I do the opposite: I wouldn't want to get laid by most people at Convention.
Movies, blood and guts, or sappy love?
Given those choices, blood and guts. Give me an action flick over romantic stuff any day.
Do you think blind women are generally more or less promiscuous than the average female population? Give reasons for your answer.
I don't think the blindness really comes into play where promiscuity is concerned. There are promiscuouss men and women, both blind and sighted. It's more about one's personality.
Have you ever used food in conjunction with a sex act? Please give details.
Not yet, but I'd sure like to at some point.
Who is your favorite radio personality?
I don't really have one. When I was growing up, it was two local country DJ's who called themselves Britta and the bear. And that was way before the water filtration system came out. *Grin*
Do you sing better when you're drunk or sober? Please provide an audio clip if possible.
I'd say sober, cuz I've never really been that drunk. I don't have an audio clip of me singing, and certainly wouldn't post it here if I did. LOL
What is your favorite act to do while naked, sexual or otherwise?
Sex is far and away my favorite. But nakedness is just a wonderful state of being, no matter what you're doing.
Have you knocked up more than one chick in a year?
Um, not applicable.
Have you ever gotten turned on by the idea of having sex in a public or semi-public place?
Yes, but I'm not sure I'd actually do it.
Numerous Tattoos on women, are they statements or tramp stamps?
Again, gender doesn't matter to me where tattoos are concerned. One or two tatoos on a man or woman, okay. Get much more than that, and it's body clutter, not art.
Do you think that the anus is an erogenous zone?
I've been told so, but I don't really know from experience.
Are bigger women generally better at sex? Please give your reasons why or why not.
Given that I don't have sex with women, I can't answer that. As far as men, build doesn't so much matter to me. It's more important that other things are big... *Evil grin*
Rascal Flats, cool or pussy ass? If cool, please defend your answer.
Pussy ass, as the survey puts it. The lead singer's voice is not at all sexy. Why women swoon over him is beyond me.
What celebrity have you sexually fanticized about the most?
I really haven't fantasized about a celebrity. They just don't interest me that much.
What is your favorite sexual position?
Hmmm. That's difficult. I like them all, for their own reasons. It depends on my mood. On top is fun cuz I like being in control. on bottom is good cuz I like the tenderness it can afford. Doggie style is great cuz of the angle. Wonder what other interesting sexual positions I haven't experienced?
Have you ever hacked into someone's voicemail, E-mail, or other private account?
Oh yes, mostly voice-mail. I can do it because of my ability to tell the touchtones on telephones. thank God caller ID didn't exist back in the day, or my ass would have been grass.
What is your biggest fobia?
Flying stinging things, like bees and wasps.
IF you could bathe in a substance other than water, what would it be?
Um, never thought about this. Chocolate, maybe? and then have Eddie lick it off my body? Hmmmm.
Is psychology useful or harmful?
I'd say mostly useful. It has been used for harm, I don't deny it, but in most hands, it's a good thing.
If you could get away with murder and not suffer the consequences, would you do it?
No. Even if I got away with it as far as the world was concerned, God would know, and His justice would be served when I met Him face-to-face.
Where do you see yourself in 20 months and 20 days?
Um, hopefully living with Eddie in a bigger apartment, married, or at least engaged, and both of us with our own incomes.
Have you ever had or given a golden shower?
No. Yuck!
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Not really, or that of other people. Bleh.
Have you ever recorded yourself in a sex act?
Yes.
What matters more to you, length or girth?
they're both quite nice, for their own reasons.
Do human beings have a generally sinful or a generally good nature?
I'd say generally sinful.
Have you ever worn underwear, socks, or a bra five days in a row?
Yes, when I've been out of laundry, and didn't have money for quarters. Washing such articles in the sink also works when quarters are not available.

Post 6 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Friday, 05-Jun-2009 4:55:43

What is your most despised nick name?
Rachel-la-thousand
Do you believe that it is possible to harm someone you love, either physically or mentally?
certainly
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time?
I haven’t even have sex with one person
Have you ever gone to a blindness-related convention specifically to get laid?
No, I haven’t been to one.
Movies, blood and guts, or sappy love?
Neither
Do you think blind women are generally more or less promiscuous than the average female population? Um… more? Give reasons for your answer. I don’t know, ask them…
Have you ever used food in conjunction with a sex act? Please give details. No.
Who is your favorite radio personality? Neal Boortz
Do you sing better when you're drunk or sober? Please provide an audio clip if possible. Probably sober.
What is your favorite act to do while naked, sexual or otherwise? Haven’t done it, and don’t know about doing it.
Have you knocked up more than one chick in a year? I am a girl, and no.
Have you ever gotten turned on by the idea of having sex in a public or semi-public place?
Hell no, I haven’t even thought about having sex in general.
Numerous Tattoos on women, are they statements or tramp stamps?
It depends
Do you think that the anus is an erogenous zone?
Um…
Are bigger women generally better at sex?
Not always Please give your reasons why or why not.
Rascal Flats, cool or pussy ass? If cool, please defend your answer. I don’t know
What celebrity have you sexually fanticized about the most? none
What is your favorite sexual position?
None
Have you ever hacked into someone's voicemail, E-mail, or other private account?
Hell no
What is your biggest fobia?
Animals except for humans
IF you could bathe in a substance other than water, what would it be?
Um, olive oil
Is psychology useful or harmful? Depends how one uses it.
If you could get away with murder and not suffer the consequences, would you do it? No
Where do you see yourself in 20 months and 20 days? Here.
Have you ever had or given a golden shower? no
Do you like the smell of your own farts? No
Have you ever recorded yourself in a sex act? No
What matters more to you, length or girth? Um…
Is time a linear or a fluid concept? Linear
Do human beings have a generally sinful or a generally good nature? Neither they make something of it.
Have you ever worn underwear, socks, or a bra five days in a row? No.